Ah, nostalgia. ;-) [and with apologies for the loss of formatting] ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: Fwd: [Queuenews-html] [QueueNews] Will the Real Bots Stand Up? Date: Tuesday 16 January 2007 22:33 From: Richard Smedley <rs(a)m6-it.org&gt; To: rs(a)m6-it.org ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- [massive snip] New article on ACM Queue: Will the Real Bots Stand Up? AI and robotics dreams continue to frustrate us... by Stan Kelly-Bootle, Author From the Computer Architecture issue, vol. 4, no. 10 - December 2006 / January 2007 Latest Developer Jobs · Research Contest · Software Engineering · Associate/ Full Professor, Chair Computer Science · Lecturer in Computer Sci. and Software Engineering · Asst./ Assoc. Professor - Computer Science (MSCS) article excerpt: When asked which advances in computing technology have most dazzled me since I first coaxed the Cambridge EDSAC 1 1 into fitful leaps of calculation in the 1950s, I must admit that Apple's iPod sums up the many unforeseen miracles in one amazing, iconic gadget. Unlike those electrical nose-hair clippers and salt 'n' pepper mills (batteries not included) that gather dust after a few shakes, my iPod lives literally near my heart, on and off the road, in and out of bed like a versatile lover - except when it's recharging and downloading in the piracy of my own home.2 I was an early iPod convert and remain staggered by the fact that I can pop 40 GB of mobile plug-and-play music and words in my shirt pocket. I don't really mind if the newer models are 80 GB or slightly thinner or can play movies; 40 GB copes easily with my music and e-lecture needs. Podcasts add a touch of potluck and serendipity-doo-dah. Broadcasts from the American public radio stations that I've missed since moving back to England now reach my iPod automatically via free subscriptions and Apple's iTunes software. I've learned to live with that pandemic of "i-catching" prefixes to the point where I've renamed Robert Graves's masterwork "iClaudius," but I digress. The functional "completeness" of the audio iPod stems from its ideal marriage of hardware and software. The compactness is just right, respecting the scale of human manipulations. The Dick Tracy wristwatch vade mecum failed through over-cram and under-size. The iPod succeeds with a legible alphanumeric screen and that senile-proof, uncluttered, almost minimal, click-wheel user interface. This avoids the input plague of most portable gadgets such as phones, calculators, and PDAs: the minuscule keyboards and buttons. I hasten to deflect the wrath of my daughter-in-law Peggy Sadler and all who have mastered and swear by the Palm Pilot stylus! The click wheel offers circular, serial access to and selection of your titles, but that's a decent compromise when you ponder the problems of searching by keywords. Spoken commands remain, as always, waiting for the next reassuring "breakthrough." I'll return anon to other Next-Big-Fix-Release promises. Meanwhile, adding still-life pictures, such as cover art, may retain the iPod's simple "completeness," but pushing the device to TV seems to me to break the spell of sound gimcrackery [sic]. Peering at tiny moving pictures is a pointless pain, whereas even modestly priced earphones provide the superb hi-fi we used to dream about when growing up. The near-exponential improvement of every computing power-performance parameter - physical size, clock speed, storage capacity, and bandwidth, to name the obvious features - is now a cliché of our fair trade. Yet even my older readers3 may need reminding just how bleak things were almost 60 years ago as the world's first stored-program machine (note the Cambridge-chauvinistic singular) moved into action. The house-size EDSAC was effectively a single-user personal computer - a truly general computing factotum, but as Rossini's Figaro warns: Ahime, che furia! Ahime, que folla! Uno alla volta, per carità! (Heavens, what mayhem! Goodness, what crowds! One at a time, for pity's sake!) Originally (1947) EDSAC boasted [sic] 512 words of main memory stored in 16 ultrasonic mercury-delay-line tanks, cleverly known as "long" tanks because they were longer than the short tanks used for registers. On the bright side, as we used to quip, each of the 512 words was 18 bits! Forget the word count, feel the width! Alas, for technical reasons, only 17 of the 18 bits were accessible. By 1952, the number of long tanks had doubled, providing a dizzy total of 1-KB words. Input/output was via five-track paper tape, which therefore also served as mass [sic again] storage. Subject only to global timber production, one might see this as virtually unlimited mass storage, although access was strictly slow-serial via 20-characters-per-second tape readers and 10-characters-per-second teletype printers. (By 1958, with EDSAC 2 taking over, paper tape and printer speeds had risen and magnetic tapes had become the standard backup and mass storage medium.) Although hindsight and nostalgia can distort, one still looks back with an old soldier's pride at the feats achieved with what seem now to be ridiculously frugal resources. Maurice Wilkes, David Wheeler, and Stan Gill had written the first book on programming.4 This revered, pioneering trio are generally acknowledged as the co-inventors of the subroutine and relocatable code. As with all the most sublime of inventions, it's difficult to imagine the world without a call/return mechanism. Indeed, I meet programmers, whose parasitic daily bread is earned by invoking far-flung libraries, who have never paused to ponder with gratitude that the subroutine concept needed the brightest heaven of invention. Although no patents for the basic subroutine mechanism were sought (or even available) back then, a further sign of changing times is that patents are now routinely [sic] awarded for variations on the call/return mechanism, as well as for specific subroutines.5 David Wheeler died suddenly in 2004 after one of his daily bicycle rides to the Cambridge Computer Labs. It's quite Cantabrigian to "die with your clips on." I had the sad pleasure of attending David's memorial service and learning more of his extensive work in many areas of computing.6 Other innovations from the Cambridge Mathematical Laboratory in the early 1950s included Wilkes's paper introducing the concept of microprogramming. On a more playful note was the XOX program written by my supervisor A. S. (Sandy) Douglas. This played (and never lost!) tic-tac-toe (also known as OXO) - a seemingly trivial pursuit, yet one with enormous, unpredicted consequences. XOX was the very first computer game with an interactive CRT display, the challenge being not the programming logic, of course, but the fact that the CRT was designed and wired for entirely different duties. Little could anyone guess then that games and entertainment would become the dominant and most demanding applications for computers. Can anyone gainsay this assertion? One would need to add up all the chips, MIPS, terabytes, and kid-hours (after defining kid), so I feel safe in my claim. Discuss! If you insist, I can offer a weaselly cop-out: Games and entertainment are now among the most dominant and demanding applications for computers. 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